Care for before, during & after menopause
Stop Guessing. Start Solving.
A licensed dietitian (RDN) reviews your full health history and uncovers the root cause behind your symptoms, then builds a plan to target it. Delivered in 72 hours.
No appointments required. Everything is done via a detailed intake form and secure direct messaging with your dietitian.
"I have been searching for answers for years, I've probably spent well over 3k over the last few years on consultations and supplements and none have given me this level of clarity. Being able to message my dietitian since I received my plan has been so helpful, the fact that I could do that without paying any extra is a godsent."
Testimonials
"As a working mom I got to the point where I thought being exhausted all the time was just a normal part of being a mom. I had no energy to give to anything other than the things I absolutely had to. Getting back my root cause analysis and see that there were things I could actually change that were making me feel this way and wasn’t just a way I had to feel all the time was something I can’t even put into words. Having the energy to be present with my children and not just feel like I’m rushing to get them to bed, and not to mention having energy to fill my own cup is the biggest gift I could’ve given myself."
"If I’m being honest I don’t know that I was actually expecting this to work. I felt like I had already tried everything and nothing worked… going gluten-free, taking all the supplements I could get my hands on, cutting sugar. It all worked for a little bit, until it didn’t anymore I felt pretty hopeless. Why did nobody ever explain to me what was causing my bloating like this, or that the reason I felt tired all the time was connected to my bloating?! I’m on week 5 of my plan and I can safely say I would repurchase, it was worth the $95."
"Okay so I did sit on this for like a week before buying because I’ve tried so many things that I thought would be the thing that finally fixed my chronic bloating and they didn’t. I’m not going to say I’m cured, I’m only half way through my plan so I feel its too early for such a big statement but I can say that I feel wayyy better than I did before I started this. This is the most hopeful I’ve felt that I actually am on the verge of feeling like myself again. Normally by the end of the day my stomach feels like I am six months pregnant tonight was the first time I realized I’m not in pain after eating, I realized I haven’t thought about my stomach all day I cannot tell you the last time that has happened."
"Since I came off birth control about a year ago my skin has flared up worse than what it was like before bc. I really didn’t want to go back on birth control for a number of reasons but that’s the only solution my drs have had for me. My boyfriend came home from work today and asked me if I went back on the pill lol because my skin is looking so good."
"I have been searching for answers for years, I’ve probably spent well over 3k over the last few years on consultations and supplements and none have given me this level of clarity. Being able to message my dietician since I received my protocol has been so helpful, the fact that I could do that without paying any extra is a godsent."
"The turnaround was faster than 72 hours for me (got mine in about 48). I've already done a second care plan for my husband."
"I loved how the care plan explained the why behind every recommendation, like I actually know what each change I'm making is doing in my body. I've never understood my own health like this, which has made it easier to make the changes and actually stick to it."
What's Inside Your Care Plan
Crafted by your Registered Dietitian, built around your body, your symptoms, and your life.
A clear breakdown of why your symptoms are showing up, and a tailored plan to target the cause/s.
Targeted nutrition strategies tailored to your body, symptoms, and goals.
Sleep, stress, movement, and daily habits that support targeted to your root cause/s.
Evidence-based recommendations with exact dosing (only when truly necessary).
Your care plan & supporting PDF's in one private, HIPAA-compliant place, accessible to download anytime.
Message your dietitian anytime for care plan questions. No extra charge.
From symptoms to answers in 72 hours
No appointments. No waiting rooms.
Add your care plan to cart and check out securely. $95. No additional fees, no labs, no subscriptions.
~3 minutesFill out our detailed questionnaire covering your symptoms, diet, lifestyle, history, and goals. Takes 15–20 minutes. This is the foundation of everything your dietitian builds for you.
~15 minutesA registered dietitian personally reviews your intake. They connect the dots between your symptoms, identify root causes, and build a care plan tailored to your body and your life.
A registered dietitian personally reviews your intake. They connect the dots between your symptoms, identify root causes, and build a plan tailored to your body and your life.
Within 72 hoursYour Health; Anytime, Anyplace
Log into your secure dashboard to view your care plan, track progress, access resources, and message your Dietitian securely.
A clear plan with actionable steps, food guides, meal ideas, and daily habits tailored to your goals & concerns.
Secure messaging with your dietitian for full confidence and clarity while you implement your care plan.
Track your goals and monitor shifts in key markers as your body responds - directly in your dashboard.
Educational tools and practical strategies to foster confidence & independence in leading your health long-term.
What others charge for one appointment, we charge for everything.
$95 flat. No follow-ups required to receive and start your plan.
Typical Functional Providers
What you get for $95
Symptoms & conditions we work with
You don't need more tests or another supplement. You need someone to look at the full picture.
The Team Behind Your Care Plan
Scarlett is a nutritionist with 7 years of experience in functional nutrition. She started Functional Labs because she saw - and lived - a fundamental problem with the functional medicine industry: it works, but most people can't access it. High appointment costs, labs, multiple visits, and long waitlists leave it out of reach for so many. Scarlett knew functional medicine care could be more accessible, faster, and less intimidating - so she built it, and hired Registered Dietitians trained in functional medicine who share her mission. Every Functional Labs care plan is built by a Registered Dietitian. Our RDNs review your full intake personally and create a root-cause plan tailored to your body and your life within 72 hours - the experience Scarlett wishes she'd had access to when she was in your shoes.
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One flat fee. A licensed dietitian. Your root-cause care plan delivered in 72 hours. No appointments, no labs, no waiting.