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A custom root-cause health plan, built for your body, your health goals and your life.

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Personalized Root-Cause Health Protocol

Primary Concern

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Gut Health
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Feel like yourself again, without the overwhelm, guesswork, or Zoom calls. You’ve done the tests. You’ve tried the diets. You’ve been told to "just manage it."This is where we do it differently. At Functional Labs, we create a personalized, root-cause protocol based entirely on you. Your symptoms, your lifestyle, your history, your goals. Where every little detail is taken into account (even the seemingly insignificant ones). No calls. No waitlists. No surface-level advice.Just a detailed, judgment-free (nothing's TMI or weird) intake form you fill out in your own time, and a fully customized protocol in your inbox within 72 hours. You’ve been dismissed. Gaslit. Given another handout.At Functional Labs, we don’t manage your symptoms, we decode them. You’ll never have to wait six months just to hear, “Everything looks normal.” We’re here to finally explain what your body has been trying to tell you AND help you heal it at it's root.

Personalized

Protocol

A custom root-cause health plan, built for your body, your health goals and your life.

Add to cart

plus

Personalized Root-Cause Health Protocol

Primary Concern

Select Your Primary Concern:

Gut Health
caret-down

Feel like yourself again, without the overwhelm, guesswork, or Zoom calls. You’ve done the tests. You’ve tried the diets. You’ve been told to "just manage it."This is where we do it differently. At Functional Labs, we create a personalized, root-cause protocol based entirely on you. Your symptoms, your lifestyle, your history, your goals. Where every little detail is taken into account (even the seemingly insignificant ones). No calls. No waitlists. No surface-level advice.Just a detailed, judgment-free (nothing's TMI or weird) intake form you fill out in your own time, and a fully customized protocol in your inbox within 72 hours. You’ve been dismissed. Gaslit. Given another handout.At Functional Labs, we don’t manage your symptoms, we decode them. You’ll never have to wait six months just to hear, “Everything looks normal.” We’re here to finally explain what your body has been trying to tell you AND help you heal it at it's root.

Personalized

Protocol

A custom root-cause health plan, built for your body, your health goals and your life.

Add to cart

plus

Personalized Root-Cause Health Protocol

Primary Concern

Select Your Primary Concern:

Gut Health
caret-down

Feel like yourself again, without the overwhelm, guesswork, or Zoom calls. You’ve done the tests. You’ve tried the diets. You’ve been told to "just manage it."This is where we do it differently. At Functional Labs, we create a personalized, root-cause protocol based entirely on you. Your symptoms, your lifestyle, your history, your goals. Where every little detail is taken into account (even the seemingly insignificant ones). No calls. No waitlists. No surface-level advice.Just a detailed, judgment-free (nothing's TMI or weird) intake form you fill out in your own time, and a fully customized protocol in your inbox within 72 hours. You’ve been dismissed. Gaslit. Given another handout.At Functional Labs, we don’t manage your symptoms, we decode them. You’ll never have to wait six months just to hear, “Everything looks normal.” We’re here to finally explain what your body has been trying to tell you AND help you heal it at it's root.

Common Results Our Clients Experience

  • Steady all-day energy (waking up feeling well rested & no afternoon crash)

  • Clear glowing skin, without the flare-ups

  • No more bloating, better digestion

  • Better sleep, calmer mood

  • Sustainable weight shifts (without fad diets)

  • Stronger immunity with fewer sick days

  • Smoother perimenopause/menopause transitions

  • A metabolism that feels “switched back on”

  • Relief from acid reflux

How It Works

At Functional Labs, health doesn’t mean complicated. It means a life where your body feels good, meals are effortless, and wellness fits seamlessly into your busiest days.

  • No awkward Zoom calls

  • No unexpected costs - one flat upfront fee

  • No medical jargon

Start Your Protocol

Add your protocol package to your cart.

Fill out a comprehensive health form (nothing's TMI or insignificant here) so we can understand your symptoms, lifestyle, unique needs, and goals.

Receive a custom plan you can follow without needing 3 hours and 20 supplements a day, designed by one of our nutrition experts, in 72 hours, straight to your inbox

Yes, it's that easy. No, you don't need to wait 6 months for another specialist appointment to be told "drink more water, eat less, and get more sleep".

Reach out to our expert team via email for support or questions - no calls or appointments needed.

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Who It's For

People who feel like something’s off but their labs say “normal”

You’re sick of being dismissed, overwhelmed, or told to “just give it time”

You want a root cause approach, not just another band-aid

You want to eat well without obsessing, calorie counting, move your body in a way that feels good, and finally understand how to live in a way that supports your body

You want expert, personalized guidance without scheduling calls or appointments

You’ve tried every diet, supplement, or protocol—and still feel stuck

Frequently Asked Questions

aka “let’s clear up the stuff no one else explains properly”

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A Functional Labs protocol is a personalized, root-cause plan created based on your symptoms, history, lifestyle, and goals. The aim of a protocol is to heal the root-cause of your symptoms for lasting change. It includes recommendations on nutrition, lifestyle, and (if needed) supplements, all designed to help you feel like yourself again, without the confusion or guesswork.

Everything is laid out as clear and simply as possible. So you know what to do and when. No confusing jargon.

We specalise in "I've tried everything and nothings worked". We go beyond the surface, analyze all your symptoms (even the seemingly insignificant ones), lifestyle, and nutrition. This is where the real answers begin.

We leverage your history, symptoms, and evidence-based algorithms to craft a precise protocol. Lab test can help, but often isn’t necessary to identify and resolve the imbalances. Often your combination of signs and symptoms can be more telling and accurate than labs! If you have had labs done recently you can attach them with your intake form.

You’ll have two weeks of email support to clarify any steps, adjust your plan (maximum 3 adjustments), or dive deeper into specific recommendations.

Everyone’s timeline is different, and is dependant on a variety of factors including current health status, most clients notice improvements within 2-3 weeks of following their protocol consistently. Some early improvements include better digestion, more energy, and a calmer stress response. Consistency is key! The longer you're consistent the more the results will compound and the bigger difference you will feel.

Once you submit your intake form our team will review your responses alongside the latest clinical research. You’ll receive your personalized protocol in your inbox within 72 hours, ready to implement immediately.

Yes! We tailor every recommendation to your medical history and current treatments. If you’re on medication, pregnant, or breastfeeding, we’ll take that into consideration when crafting your recommendations and advise you to coordinate with your healthcare provider where necessary.

If you're currently pregnant and unsure if it's the right time to start a protocol, send us a message via our "Say Hello" page. Let us know that you're pregnant and what your intention is for the protocol, and our friendly team can guide you.

Nope, we work with men and women. Hormones, gut health, fatigue, burnout… they don’t discriminate. Neither do we.

But... they do show up differently in men and women, which is why our protocols reflect that. From hormone balance to metabolism and nutrient needs, we tailor your plan accordingly. The approach is never one-size-fits-all.